Trust Falls by Daniel Parker

Author:Daniel Parker
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: HarperCollins
Published: 2002-01-15T00:00:00+00:00

Sunday Winthrop’s Formal Letter of Apology to Mr. Burwell

Ms. Sunday Winthrop

Reed Hall #301

225 South Chapel Street

New Farmington, CT 06744

Mr. Paul Burwell

Ellis Hall Apt #1

44 Kendall Lane

New Farmington, CT 06744

Dear Mr. Burwell,

I am very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very sorry I was so impudent in class this morning.

Sincerely,

Sunday Winthrop

P.S. You’ll notice this letter is more than one line.

Noah Percy’s Top Five Burwellisms

1) “Don’t you dare look at me with that tone of voice.”

2) “Ninety-nine times out of ten, somebody wins in the game of football.”

3) “I’m not saying anything. I’m just saying it’s ironical.”

4) “Turkey? Ha! Next you’ll tell me there’s a country called Pig or Cow.”

*5) Burwell: “You know what your problem is, Percy? You think too much. Don’t think.”

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